Tax attorney
Physician's wife
Mother of two boys
Small business owner
Soccer mom
Active in PTA and kids' classrooms
Supervises homework and piano practice daily
Treasurer for a local charity
Fiscal conservative
Civil libertarian
Possessed of two friends currently serving in Iraq
Faithful wife
Dutiful daughter and granddaughter
Honest business partner
Terrific cook
dKos userid:1015 (from my home computer)
And damned good looking to boot.

If that's odd and unpleasant, I'm o.k. with it.

Oh, and by the way, John, I give great..........dinner parties.